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                  \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: 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This heavyweight garment-dyed T-shirt wears like a favorite from day one — the dyeing process and relaxed fit give it a gentle fade and comfortable drape. The front artwork reads “My Degree Is Haunting Me” in ornate lettering over a stack of spellbound books and curling phantom smoke. It’s for anyone who lives with one foot in academia and the other in late-night existential humor: grad students, recent alums, adjuncts, librarians, and lifelong learners who appreciate clever, slightly spooky design. Throw it on between study sessions, at low-key campus events, or when you want a soft reliable tee that says exactly how you feel after finals. The heavyweight cotton and double-needle stitching mean this shirt handles repeated wear and washings without losing shape. 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